Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
This house was built for laser tag.
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He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
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You just missed an honest to god bukkake
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
its liver damage thursday
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Randomize