I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
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I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
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Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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