i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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