Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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