just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Randomize
