Where did you get a picture of my penis
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
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she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
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L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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