It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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