summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
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Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
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I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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