Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
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