How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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