Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Randomize
