That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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