Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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