He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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