'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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