i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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