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I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
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You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
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Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Randomize