She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
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There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
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There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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