they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
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I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
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Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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