I was born with a shot glass in my hand
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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