dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
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Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
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Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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