Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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