you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I need a beard to bite.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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