Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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