whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
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Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
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She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
its liver damage thursday
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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