you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
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I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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