She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
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By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
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He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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