NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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