My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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