I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
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You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
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He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
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