woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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