how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
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dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
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