i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
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cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He better not be in your backpack
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
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Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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