I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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