Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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