their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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