So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
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She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
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Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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