If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
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Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
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i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Boobs are out for the taking
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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