Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
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She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
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Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Randomize