Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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