Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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