what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
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