i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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