this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
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The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
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Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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