if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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