I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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