he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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