it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
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