I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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