when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
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I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
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Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?