the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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