Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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