on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
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Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
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If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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