I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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